Your blog is awesome, you’ve got lots of killer content and some regular readers. But what about those eyes that fall on your blog for the first time? Are you losing opportunity because your blog doesn’t create a strong enough first impression?
Do you have
- an ugly blog that makes small children cry and your dog cover his eyes with his paws?
- a boring blog with zero zing?
- or a blog that fails to stand out in a sea of sameness?
It doesn’t have to be that way! Massive Lifestyle can help you.
Massive Lifestyle is now offering to critique your blog. Why? Two reasons.
1) We’re kicking off our own Remodel-Blogging services to help revive your blog.
2) There are countless blogs that could greatly benefit from a simple helping hand.
If you want your site exposed to a no-holds-barred, honest critique with a helping of humor at your blog’s expense, post a comment here with your blog address and simply ask.
Along with our reviews, we will offer a few tips and tricks to make your blog awesome. If you decide to hire us to help, we’ll even give you a discount!
What we will do
Check out your site for design and visual appeal. Does your site hurt our eyes? Does it look like one those AOL pages from the late 90’s? We’ll tell it like it is and spare no feelings.
Look over your site’s content. Are your posts too long? Is your site’s purpose immediately clear? Do you have lots of obvious errors?
Review your site’s layout and usability. Is your site’s design intuitive or do first time readers have to jump through hoops to figure things out? Is your blog full of clutter? We will tell you what your friends won’t. The unbiased truth.
We have no idea how many people will take us up on our free offer, so we’re going to take them on a first come, first serve basis. In some cases, blogs on life support may get rushed to the front of the line. In other words, if you’re in a rush to get your blog reviewed, you may want to hire us.
If you would like a private consultation, our services can be had for a small fee of $50 via PayPal. You can choose whether you want your review publicly posted on our site or private, sent to you via e-mail. And, if you pay us, you can choose how you want your advice: Straight up and a bit kinder (for those who don’t appreciate criticism) . We definitely understand a lot of people don’t have the time or skills to devote to making their blog pretty and would never want to make anyone feel bad.
If you decide to hire us for a consult, we will deduct $25 from your first custom design order.
Some of the things we can do to make over your blog
- customize your WP Thesis theme
- Install Thesis on your self hosted WP site
- create custom banners and other site graphics
- custom SEO and landing pages to help your blog be found by search engines and readers
- devise a custom color theme for your WP blog
- help you determine which items to keep on your blog and which to get rid of
Got more questions or want to hire us? Contact us at 866.538.0868 or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org